My aunt and uncle sent me the joke below in an email. This one probably made the rounds during the election, but this is the first time I have seen it, so I thought some others may have missed it, too.
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack." "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responded. The reporter said, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?" "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush," the boy said. Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
I have been up all night with a sick child who finally just fell asleep. I stopped by here (via The Right Place). Now I am laughing too hard to get to sleep myself.
Great joke!
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams | Sunday, October 09, 2005 at 04:03 AM
Sadly true. A new standard in bias should be set tonight on the CBS 60 Minute "joke" with Sandy B. rebutting Freeh's accounts of Clinton.
Posted by: Gull | Sunday, October 09, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Funny! The fact that wild misrepresentations like this actually happen it what makes it even funnier.
Posted by: Dan Lacey | Monday, October 10, 2005 at 11:04 PM
Good one
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